What do you believe? How are you going to be affected after finally accepting and embracing the Boohbah's enlightenment? How will you converting The Church of the Boohbah help guide you to the path of survival when the Reign of the Damned falls upon us?
4/11/2022 12:25:04 pm
Boohbah is god. Boohbah is gay. Boohbah is coming for you.
JINGBAH
7/20/2015 03:51:06 pm
THE BOOBAHS ARE EVIDENCE OF THE END OF THE WORLD. THEY WARN US ABOUT JESUS' SECOND COMING AND ALONG WITH THE THE BATTLE WITH THE ANTICHRIST. THE END IS NEAR. 4/11/2022 12:26:05 pm
Boohbah is god. Boohbah is Jesus. Your attempts to deny this is futile.
Boohbah Phil's right hand man
11/17/2015 05:31:36 pm
Touch the Boohbah. Taste the Boohbah. 4/11/2022 12:26:52 pm
Boohbahs are not Skittles. Respect them. Respect Boohbah.
Scott Little
11/17/2015 05:45:52 pm
I'm coming for you Booh-bastards. 4/11/2022 12:28:05 pm
Boohbah is coming for you soul. Boohbah is coming for your lungs. They know what you've done. THEY KNOW ALL
Jesus Christ
12/10/2015 10:36:00 am
Stop trying to spread your Boohbah lies. 4/11/2022 12:24:03 pm
Boohbah is god. There is no way to deny it, it is the truth. 4/28/2016 05:51:30 pm
This is firm and total proof. And yet, can we be so arrogant as to assume such a great conspiracy as this to be true? Yes, yes we can. And so we must. We will still need more evidence, but we already know enough to take the precautions needed for defence for the imminent Anti-Christ Boohbah War. The Day of Reckoning is approaching, looming ever closer. We must prepare and pray for our saviour to bring us rapture.
nate
9/4/2016 09:17:58 pm
No
Karen Schafuer
6/19/2019 03:41:17 pm
Thank you for your information I am a very protective mother trying my best to protect my children from the evils of the world. Thanks to this website and your comment I was able to remove the channel boohbahs play on from my direct tv plan and realized that I needed to teach my child that boohbahs are satan spawn, as an extra warning to fellow parents, do NOT vaccinate your children, I took my child in and realized, the long point of the needle goes into my child's skin and what do you get when you look at only the needle and the top layer of skin? An upside down cross, signifying vaccines are the devil's creation, therefore should not be used on your child, I encourage you to seek out other methods such as essential oils and gemstone cleansing. Please send queries to [email protected], thank you for reading and God bless.
The Truth-Tellers
4/11/2022 12:30:12 pm
We agree. Boohbah is god. Boohbah is our savior.
boob
10/23/2016 03:40:11 pm
i like this
The Truth-Tellers
4/11/2022 12:32:50 pm
Boohbah is best.
boob2
10/23/2016 03:40:32 pm
this makes me suicidal
boob
10/23/2016 03:41:11 pm
shut up boobie
boob2
10/23/2016 03:43:35 pm
but mom..... 5 more minutes... in boohbah town...
Boohbah is god
4/11/2022 12:34:02 pm
S H U T U P
Believer
10/23/2016 03:42:54 pm
Personally, ive never been one for conspiracies, but this cannot be incorrect. Sure, more evidence would only prove to the public that this is indeed a true article, but i know inside that this is the only way. Please, partake in this and understand it, only the rapture can protect us. 4/11/2022 12:32:04 pm
Thank you for your agreement that Boohbah is our savior.
ZING ZING ZINGBAH
11/22/2016 04:49:30 pm
THE END IS NIGH, YOU MUST PREPARE YOURSELVES FROM US.
yesman
12/13/2016 10:23:42 am
I know, I couldn't believe my eyes the first time I visited this page. There is no good and evil, only BoohBah
Saggy 2
2/1/2018 03:13:55 pm
WOW I cnt bee leaf it either! I better warn my childn beffore it’s 2 late
Zumbah
12/16/2016 05:53:59 am
I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, BOW DOWN TO MY SATANIC EYES, I WILL FIGHT JESUS AND SEDUCTIVELY LICK SATAN- FEAR ME PEASANTS
Dumbah
1/20/2017 12:18:28 pm
I always new that they would be figured out i cried about this show everytime i saw it and my family is strict christians and they wouldnt let any of us watch it 1/27/2017 03:55:49 pm
I concur. The Boohbahs and I will make sweet, sweet love in our heavenly post apocalyptic dwelling. Thank you for spreading awareness!
Bre
2/27/2017 10:40:17 am
Boohbahs have scarred me! I'll never be the same; they are spawns of the devil.
True
7/5/2017 04:52:13 pm
This does make a lot of sense because of the evidence you put behind it. I always knew the Boohbahs were up to something.
Beliver
12/20/2017 08:25:13 am
The end of the world is ending as we know it. The last day of this year is the sign of the boohbah. When the clock strikes, the boobahs will reign upon us.
satan
1/18/2018 10:53:01 am
false propaganda
no
1/26/2018 01:42:31 pm
this is the government. this is not true, do not believe anything from this article. we advise all of you to get off the internet and lock your doors. they are cominggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
theunholymaster
2/8/2018 03:01:31 pm
yes It is I, as A inhuman beast you have found my way of converting these small incoherent humanoids into our sinful slaves. I know, I know real bad, but as Satan's brother he has sent me to do this. I have been doing it for years but you have caught me. As this show has died out we have sent more shows to brainwash these so called "children"..... I will let YOU find out the shows that have the unholy symbols, but be careful they are all around you, you see them, you find them, and you expose us...And once you leave the surface of "Earth" , we will find you and have you serve under making the shows for the future generations...
Meagan Lurie
3/6/2018 08:02:47 pm
I am so dedicated to this cause. I need to know more. I am ready and I have been since the prepping in my younger years. 3/28/2018 08:10:07 pm
Hello
Jingbah
4/4/2018 11:16:40 am
Mortal you are the fool here. We are nothing but innocent humans if you cannot tell. You make this article to spread false belief and rumors.
chemistry
5/21/2018 06:42:30 am
tig ol bitties
chemisrty 2
5/21/2018 06:43:36 am
yes indeed big mamma
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5/21/2018 06:45:06 am
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Nibba
10/22/2018 03:52:31 pm
Was innocently looking at Boobah images on Google image search until I came across a pic of them with a pentagram and was like wtf. Unfortunately it led me to this retarded webpage.
TruthS33ker
5/27/2019 12:38:15 pm
When I came across this legitimately-aired, created and sponsored "show", I laughed a lot, as I was under an herbal influence. But then, the thought dawned on me, this is a kid's TV show. Teaching what? Aiding them how? I had noticed all 5 of these.. Heathen entities, making the ALL-SEEING EYE every time they poke their infant extraterrestrial Star Wars heads out with those eyes... Innocent eyes. I googled "boobah theories" not wanting to be added to a government watchlist immediately, and came across this. THE KIDS ARE LEARNING OF SATAN'S POWER AND INFLUENCE. As a dedicated researcher of the unexplained and unexposed, this page, seriously has true makings. It's been a few years since this site has been added to or edited, however I think more evidence needs to be filed, as there is more present! I truly believe the Boobah's are conduits of Satan, but in those EYES... I agree with the Prophets that the Boobahs very much want to be FREE! They want us the KNOW THE TRUTH. I mean have y'all seen the PBS Sprout and 4 am Baby Channel shows? Actually seriously, all of it is color code, symbolism and heretic. THIS SITE NEEDS TO BE FUNDED! I would fund this site but I am a time Researcher and acclaimed Journalist by my firm. Please, show your love to this site, and Prophets, I can help you structure and add to this site. I need money, please, I can't get enough signatures on my petitions to impeach our entire Congress to grow my firm from my closet to my basememt. Thank you all for your time. Satan surrounds us. Peace and love! Look out for the Drago Reptilians among us.
I am a good american chrisitan
8/17/2019 09:55:44 pm
I believe you are right. I wonder why the government is not doing anything against the boohbahs. I dom’t know what to do to protect me and the united Staes of America. Do you think the europeans are sending the boobah since they have turned there back on our savior? Maybe the boohbeh speaks French. 9/20/2019 04:44:09 am
Let us reform and restart this earth, a revolution is coming. Karl Marx, famous BoohBah stated that BoohBah is the opium of the people. Pingu represents capitalism, whilst boohbahs remain the proleteriat commie femmes. Open your eyes, sheeple. When the lord opens the skies and returns, you will all learn.
THe OnE aNd ONLY BoOoHBAAHHHH
10/1/2019 10:04:14 am
HOW DARE YOU UNBELIEVERS 12/4/2019 08:39:38 pm
I can't believe this is a thing... 2/28/2020 11:54:37 am
I am the yellow boobie, i disagree with this statement.
Bim
5/27/2020 12:57:09 pm
THE DAY OF RECKONING IS COMING AS FORETOLD BY THE PROPHET, FATHER JOHNATHAN.
BAM
5/27/2020 12:58:58 pm
FATHER JOHNATHAN IS THE ONE TRUE PROPHET! HE SPOKE OF THE TRUTH IN A VIDEO ESSAY, BUT THE HERETICS WOULD NOT LISTEN.
BOOM
5/27/2020 01:00:28 pm
BETTER INGREDIENTS. BETTER PIZZA. BETTER SACRIFICES. -FATHER JOHNATHAN
BONK
5/27/2020 01:07:13 pm
FATHER JOHNATHAN IS THE ONLY CREATOR OF SUSTENANCE WHOSE NUTRITION I WILL CONSUME. THIS IS BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY LIVING BEING WHO KNOWS THE TRUE NATURE OF THE BOOHBAHS AND KNOWS THAT ALL FOOD ON THIS "EARTH" IS POISONED BY THEIR LUMINOUS BOOHBALL. FATHER JOHNATHAN SHALL ONE DAY WALK ALONG BOTH JESUS CHRIST AND LORD SATAN WHEN THE EVIL HAS BEEN PURGED FROM THIS "ROUND" "EARTH" FOLLOWING THE RAPTURE AND HE WILL BE LORD OF ALL STILL-STANDING PIZZERIAS AND OTHER RESTAURANTERING ACCESSORY LOCATIONS. DO NOT LET THE HERETICS FOOL YOU; FATHER JOHNATHANS TRAITOR CORPORATION HAS BEEN SIDED WITH THE BOOHBAHS ALL ALONG AND YOU CAN NO LONGER SUPPORT THIS EVIL COMPANY. INSTEAD, PLEASE SEND ALL MONETARY DONATIONS TO FATHER JOHNATHAN'S "HOME" AT HIS "HOMEWOOD DRIVE" "LOUISVILLE" "KENTUCKY" RESIDENCE. SATAN IS WITH ALL OF US. PEACE AND LOVE.
Boohbitch
9/11/2020 01:05:10 pm
I for one, welcome our new Boohbah overlords with open arms. Praise be unto Boohbah. Boohbah will cleanse our sins. Boohbah will reclaim the lifeblood of the universe as its own. Boohbah will save us. Boohbah will set us free.
Lemony Snicket
10/18/2020 07:37:17 pm
Hello there my fellow Boohbah conspirator,
Jamal Lopez
10/18/2020 07:41:39 pm
HAIL SATAN FOR I AM LEADER OF BOOHBAH. I AM BOOHBAH MASTER. YOU BEST DELETE THIS PAGE FOR YOU KNOW TOO MUCH. WE WILL BE WATCHING YOU. THE ILLUMINATI WILL FIND YOU. YOU SHOULD SLEEP WITH YOUR EYES OPEN AND ALWAYS BE LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER. SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!
TrueBeliever
10/18/2020 07:42:51 pm
"Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord."-Acts 3:19
Jesus Christ
11/12/2020 10:27:29 pm
Can confirm. Boohbah's work for Satan.
Brian's Mum
1/2/2021 02:47:04 pm
NotASheeple
2/9/2021 08:50:28 pm
yo shut the fuck up! ;0
Arizona Iced Tea
5/1/2021 04:35:28 pm
My eyes have been opened to the terrifying beauty that is the boohbahs I understand now that in order to survive, to live we must accept and merge our very beings with the enlightened ones this is our only course of action or else we meet our doom
Jay
5/1/2021 04:41:12 pm
Amen brother/sister of the boobahs! I can see now that you are a truly enlightened child of the lords! Praise be to Zingzingzingbah who brought you here, who led you to his all powerful light. "For I am Zingzingzingbah your lord, and all who turn to me in their darkest hour shall be repaid in earnest with the love and warmth of me and my forefathers." Walter 3:26
Penny
7/14/2022 10:02:23 pm
I have now been enlightened by the wonders of Boohbah. Boohbah is life. Boohbah is love. Boohbah is freedom.
Boohbah lover
1/23/2023 09:24:06 am
Boohbah is lord. Boohbah is Life.
jingbah
3/13/2023 03:32:03 am
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