The Pentagram Phenomenon
The images to the left may seem familiar to you, for they are on the Home tab. What is this star though? The star you see is the Satanic Symbol called the Pentagram. The Pentagram consists of a star within a circle, the star having five points. Each one of the points symbolizes one of Jesus' five wounds while on the cross. Is it not extremely coincidental that the form of the mighty Boohbahs makes the shape of the same Satanic symbol found on the left?
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The Equation of Satan
Clearly, this picture of Jingbah is overwhelming evidence that Satan himself communicates to us through his being we call the Boohbahs.
Math has helped many civilizations and peoples, from the Ancient Greeks to Mayans and even to Canadians, so the Boohbah Prophets have also decided to take a more mathematical look at the picture on the left. We did not want to admit it, but the truth is bound to be exposed and so here it it; Jingbah has three fingers on the left, six eyebrows, and three fingers on the right. These three numbers can be added up to find the sum of twelve. Twelve divided by two (since there were two threes) gives you the quotient of six. Since we used the two threes in the original equation to find six we will replace the threes by sixes, giving us the final answer of 666 (yes it makes sense, go review you seventeenth edition calculus). Could Jingbah's favourite number simply be 666, or could it be that Satan is attempting to communicate with us through these beings? If this is the case, this may be the warning of the end of the world. |
Satanic Ritual
The picture on the right is actually the same picture as the one on the left. The Boohbahs seem to be bowing down to something, but what's wrong with that? We all bow down to things sometimes, be it an animal, a false God, or your dominant and controlling girlfriend. This picture, however, loses it's innocence when the thermal effect is added. One will clearly see the Boohbahs bowing down in the direction of what appears to be the word "Satan"!
After sixteen minutes of thought, the Boohbah Prophets have determined that the Boohbahs are only pretending to worship the Devil to harvest knowledge of the rapture. They will send us more subliminal messages to inform and protect us. |